My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”
He was ten.
I think really the most disturbing part about relationships on Club Penguin is that the majority of the ones I’ve witnessed start with someone doing the frowny face icon, then another penguin waddling over and doing the heart icon, then the original one does it back. Like that is the easiest and…